Opens with a shot of
the House planet and some eerie looking people. It then cuts to the Doctor cruising in his Tardis.
Doctor
Look I got a message all the way out here from a Time lord.
Must have taken a while to get to me.
Rory
Time Lords don’t have intergalactic instant messaging?
Doctor
No things are definitely best said with a letter.
They land on the House
planet where the Tardis Matrix is stolen. To keep the Doctor guessing he
doesn’t land next to any recognisable parts of other Tardis ships even though
that’s what his ship should be attracted to.
Tardis Lady
You’re going to steal me, are stealing me? Tenses are so
confusing.
Rory
Especially in French. Have you ever tried learning French?
Uncle and Auntie
Hello we are everyone’s worse weird and creepy uncle and
aunt.
Doctor
You remind me of a cook I once knew who wanted to cook
humans. But enough pleasantries this Ood is speaking out Time Lord signals. I
really like Time Lords.
Audience
Really?
Doctor
Yeah there were some nice ones.
Amy
You want to be forgiven?
Doctor
What kind of a question is that? Of course I do. Wouldn’t
you?
Amy
Sorry can I help?
Doctor
You can both go and get my sonic screwdriver from the
Tardis. Even though you know I always carry it with me.
House
Poke around as much as you want but I don’t have bigger on
the inside technology so don’t expect to find a lot of Time Lords in that
cupboard.
Doctor
There are no Time Lords in here.
House
Haha cya.
Rory
But you said you were a friendly planet?
House
Everybody lies.
Tardis Lady
I am Tardis. Such a nice name don’t you think. A bit more
imaginative than sexy.
Doctor
Hey! But wait you can’t be the Tardis it would burn you up.
Unless a handsome Doctor sucked the energy out of you… actually it stayed in
Rose for a while with no harm done to her… Nice to meet you my beautiful
Tardis.
Tardis Lady
Yes and you. Even though I’ve always been with you and can
apparently observe you. Have you realised it was me who stole you originally.
Doctor
Really? You must have been bored with all that time spent in
1963 junk yard? Speaking of junk yards there are a load of half eaten Tardis
Ships which we can use to catch up with Amy and Rory.
Tardis Lady
House only ate half of a Tardis? For something he considers
a delicacy he sure is wasteful.
Meanwhile Amy and Rory
try to convince House not to kill them.
Rory
You could have more fun by tormenting us.
Amy
Oh way to go stupid face couldn’t you have offered him some
kind of long riddle?
House
Have you got any medical riddles?
Amy
No.
House
Then run!
Audience
Yes at last this series is going to show us more of the
massive Tardis.
Back on the planet.
Doctor
We’ve just built a Tardis in less time than it takes most
people to replace a flat tyre. Are you sure this thing is safe?
Tardis Lady
Of course, I would never let you come to harm.
Doctor
Really? Do you remember the incident with the fast return
switch in the brink of destruction?
Tardis Lady
You mean the Edge of Destruction.
Doctor
Don’t side step the question.
Meanwhile Amy and Rory
are running through lots of corridors that all look the same.
Audience
Oh we were hoping to see more.
Rory
Amy wait. No!
Amy
Rory it’s ok I like older men.
Rory
You left me we really should hold hands if we’re going to
get separated so easily. It will also help us tell illusion from reality. This
is way too scary to face alone.
Tardis Lady
Go to oneof my old control rooms.
Audience
Cool. Are we going to see the Tom Baker style Tardis. Or
even better a recreation of the very first Tardis set?
They enter the Tardis
set used for the 9th and 10th Doctor.
Audience
Oh come on!
Doctor
You don’t have the power to breakthrough to our universe but
I’ll help. Trust me I’m the Doctor.
House
I’m a Doctor too. I’ll trust you even enough to use your own
hinted way of death.
Tardis Lady
Ha-ha I can’t believe you fell for that. Be gone!
House
Please I’m just grumpy and misunderstood. Noooo!
Doctor
I’ll miss you my Tardis.
Tardis Lady
But I’m always with you. Then again a talking Tardis might
not be the best idea it could get silly. Can you promise me that you’ll use the
Tardis more in the story rather than leaving me parked in some remote spot.
Doctor
I’ll try but I need the challenge of facing things with just
my charm, wit, intelligence, resourcefulness…
oh and my sonic screw driver.
Fin
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2 comments:
Very funny. I wanted to see some older sets too!
I really like this, its nice when one finds things they like TY X
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