It's always more difficult to parody something I like but I wanted to have an affectionate look at the Dr Who series. This is a piece of television and sci fi history and I recommend watching classic Who if you haven't before.
Opens with a policeman walking through the London streets as he wanders where this great
new theme tune is coming from.
Policeman Actor
Ooh I’m getting a mysterious intro
this show could make me big.
Tardis
Actually this is my mysterious
into.
Policeman Actor
Oh. Well I’ll still remember this
moment with fondness.
Cut to Susan’s school.
Barbara
I’m worried about Susan she
appears intelligent.
Ian
She might still meet a man who
loves her despite that.
Barbara
I don’t mean that I’m worried
about her home conditions. She live in a junk yard.
Ian
We could try social services?
Barbara
In the 60s? They’re not what they
will be. I think we should stalk her.
Ian
Ok nothing morally wrong with that
I guess… We could talk to her?
Barbara
Oh but I want to do some stalking.
Ian
Well if we notice one more strange
thing about her…
Barbara
She’s listening to some stange new
age music.
Ian
That will do.
Cut to the junkyard which is still being patrolled by a police man.
Street policing isn’t what it used to be.
Doctor
Move along nothing to see here.
Barbara
Ok Officer… wait a minute you’re
not a policeman.
Ian
You’ve got Susan locked up in a
police box.
Barbara
How ironic.
Susan
What’s going on?
Ian
What? It’s bigger on the inside.
Doctor
Oh please say something original.
Susan
But grand father no one has ever
said that before.
Doctor
My Dear child, you’re not thinking
fourth dimensionally.
Barbara
What is this?
Susan
I name it Tardis. Remember I get
the credit for that name Tardis. Tardis. Tardis.
Ian
Lets get out of here, this can’t
be possible. Wait this impossible door has us locked in.
Doctor
Hahahaha
Barbara
Wow that’s a really sinister
laugh. You can’t be the shows hero surely?
Doctor
Well I’m going to keep you
prisoner but it’s for the good of your world. Bad things could happen with the
very idea of a Tardis.
Ian
Haven’t you read any of our
science fiction? We have lots of crazy ideas that doesn’t mean we’ll invent.
Doctor
Enough! I need some adventure not
constant debate. I’m taking you to a far away place, in time and space.
Ian
But you’ll be able to bring us back
here?
Doctor
Ha! I’m not even sure where here
is. I’m rather new at this. Now where’s the indicators?
Fin
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1 comment:
Great idea, Nathan....Thanks again
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