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Funny Insults Which Should Make Them Laugh #3

When my friend had her hair cut short she wasn't pleased with the result. She was going away to Australia for a year to study. Where she wanted to concentrate on studies and not date anyone. The conversation went something like this.

Friend
My hair looks awful.

Me
It look good. Really.

Friend
No it doesn't.

Me 
You look beautiful.

Friend
I look terrible.

Me
Look. You still look beautiful but you said you didn't want to date in Australia and I think the short hair will attract less guys because you stand out less. So it's a good thing.

She laughed... kind of. And forgave me eventually.

Funny Insults Which Should Make Them Laugh #2

This is an example of an joke insult I've said to a friend. If you use this be careful that you choose the right moment so they are not offended. They have to know you pretty well. Make sure they know at the end that you're joking, but if you can say it with a straight face it can also make it funnier.

Say
"You're personality is like a blank page... I mean an open book."

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Funny Insults Which Should Make Them Laugh #1

This is an example of an joke insult I've said to a friend. If you use this be careful that you choose the right moment so they are not offended. They have to know you pretty well. Make sure they know at the end that you're joking, but if you can say it with a straight face it can also make it funnier.

You

"Has anyone told you that you're looking beautiful today?"

Friend

"No"

You

"Oh well better luck tommorow then"

My friend really fell for the first line, thinking that I'd given her a nice compliment. She still finds it funny.

Can You Look Cool In A Ski Onesie?

Are they coming back into fashion? Or are they just for novelty and a laugh?